The Last Chance Saloon.

The Last Chance Saloon:

First of all I LOVE THIS EPISODE MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF! Its just so.... awesome. When watching this episode I also had to see the adverts before it and I saw the advert for the musketeers remember, the rip off of Atlantis which in itself was a rip of of Merlin so that's how long ago this awesomeness was on.

It started with a man and his daughter at their cafe (anyone else recognise the daughter? Well I googled her, she's Alia from Citezen Kahn) and Sally (a pregnant woman with a learning disability) being in labour.

I took one look at the slightly porky cafe owner who was in his 60's downing gaviscon and getting rid of  bills and predicted a heart attack, come on casualty don't be so obvious!

Then Sally chucked something out of the window to get some help and of course she threw whatever it was onto a glass canopy, the entire thing collapsed (this is casualty). Enter Chao the Cow (Lily) plus Jeff and Dixie to save the day.

Jeff: Shall we go forth and be awesome and teach Chao the cow a lesson fair Dixie

Dixie: We shall Sir Jeffrey, will we be requiring a body bag for said Cow.

Lily is of course a right cow until she meets Sally who for some reason likes her but Lily being annoyingly out of touch just leaves her to Dixie, who only discovers that Sally is not in labour there is no baby in the ambulance I mean the woman is an experienced paramedic would she really miss the small fact that there is a not small person hanging out of her? and she only realises when Sally mentions it!

Dixie: there is a small fact I forgot to mention, the baby is no longer in the lady.

Chao the cow: What? Dixie you sound drunk.

Dixie: nah I'm totallllly sober *falls unconcious*.

Then Lily finds the 'abandoned' baby all gift wrapped and almost a grown up (seriously that baby looked like it was in university already) in the totally clean bath and the Dad comes home.....

In other news Cal is being a slut again.

Cal: I have a bet with Fletch, whoever sleeps with the whole E.D. first gets a chocolate chip cookie, Noel you wanna go to the cupboard?

I'm not too keen on him, its not just because he has a 'if it moved hump it' policy (its endearing when Max does it).

Else where Max has pulled... kinda.... using Cal's name badge and of course the lovely Robyn walks in. 

As Robyn Max/Cal leave the house a man drops from  their ceiling clattering about  and yells 'hello' WHAT IF THEY'D STILL BEEN IN MYSTERY MAN? WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

Of course Robyn forgets her purse and goes home and what does she find? a topless man doing the ironing! in her situation I would have grabbed the nearest object and started whacking but Robyn just goes with a feeble 'please don't hurt me'. 

Topless guy: I iz a chameleon. 

Will someone send Robyn the link to 'real balls' by Doc Brown? so she can learn to kick any more topless intruders in the nut sack and run.

Anyway he runs away and little Robyn tries to chase him and falls on a rake (very Tom and Jerry) because this new guy is a nurse (they're always medically trained aren't they?) he sorts out Robyn's rake but uses a fake name.

This 'Nigel' was so familiar that I had to give him a quick Google. Do you guys remember when they trialled musical theatre versions of the x factor, yeah, it was him who won the dudes one, my Grandma LOVED that show (I did dig up some slightly dodgy stuff about him in the process). He is surprisingly attractive even if his character is just a slightly changed posher Jay (maybe its the hair or the lack of clothes).

Anyways, Robyn finds his wallet and his nursing card thingy and finds out his names actually Ben Chiltern (her landlords son) and he's in a spot of bother so, being the awesome person she is takes him in and calls him Lofty, and nobody will use his name, at all.

My immediate thoughts were OMG Robyn finally has a match and started to ship them.

Also they have the exact same stools as the science department at my school.

(oh yeah feel free to comment, I luuurve feedback)

The Great Pretender

My name is Caz and I'm a Casualty addict...... and have been since I was eight, I haven't missed an episode in six years.This blog is more for me so I can analyse the trailers and things but if anyone wants the spoilers explained then you are more than welcome to read my ramblings.

I'm going to put all the episodes I have on my box (from 'The Great Pretender' onwards) in this post and start on the  rest when Casualty comes back next week.

The Great Pretender:

So Fletch finally got his ass dumped all I could say was well done Natalie, I think you and Tess should have teamed up and chased him with a hammer, oh well maybe Cal will eventually end up with an angry mob of past lovers.

Then some girl liked one direction (which meant we had to listen to their god awful music) and Fletch's daughter Evie (I think it was her anyway,at the rate Fletch can impregnate women he could have thousands of kids out there)

Fletch baby thing: When I grow up I wanna be a slut just like Daddy  *thousands more baby Fletch's agree*

Anyway one of Fletch's many offspring ran away and hung out with 1D girl (hehe 1 D between them) and basically the ceiling collapsed trapping one of the Fletch spawn (its distress call was not heard by the others).

Then Rita, Ethan and Cal appear to be organising some kind of twisted threesome thing in the staff room I'll give Nick Jordan one thing, that would never have happened under his reign, Rita also is the first to question whether those two are actually brothers, what do you guys think? one's the milkman's one's the postman's.

Meanwhile the lovely Robyn (I do have a soft spot for her) dealt with 1D girl and her blissfully ignorant parents and by the end they wanted to take her to a concert. What a shame I thought, they looked like quite sane- lovely posh people but after an hour or so trapped in a room with those crazed teenage girls they would probably be admitted to the psych ward ASAP no wonder 1D between them took drugs that one time.